Bring All NFL Games Back to the U.S. - The Next American Revolution

f you didn't notice this past Sunday morning, the Jaguars of Jacksonville squared off against the Colts of Indianapolis in the first of three NFL games to be played in London during the 2016 season, and the number of games played each season across the pond will only continue to increase. You may have been led by Fuhrer Goodell to believe that the league is setting up roots in Great Britain for financial gain, but that's all a cover for the real plan. The truth is that the NFL was actually created by the Freemasons in 1920 as a long game plan to take over Great Britain and make it a U.S. satelite colony. BOOM! The league is still operated by Freemason leaders today, who are still bitter after almost 250 years about King George III being a total A-hole and abusing his power over the then 13 colonies.

Fuhrer Goodell

The Freemasons have built a football empire, with the plan to use their massive corporation and lobbying power to take over the United States government and then Great Britain. The games that are played in London look to merely be a part of the larger strategy to gradually build a community of U.S. sympathizers within the British population. It's also important to note that the NFL has developed a strong relationship with our military, leading some to believe that the takeover could be coming sooner than expected. We don't know the full scope of the plan, but Tom Brady and the Patriots obviously caught wind of something we don't know yet, carrying out Operation Deflategate to distract and slow down the Freemasons. My guess is that Goodell stupidly tried to bring Brady into the Freemasons, Brady was horrified when they explained the plan to him and he ran out of there to alert his teammates, like Paul Revere riding through the night (yes, Revere was a Freemason, but you get the picture). Whatever Tom knows, it must be catastrophic. He wouldn't form an alliance and carry out Deflategate alongside his sworn enemy, the Indianapolis Colts, if this wasn't a dire situation. After all, Boston is a city that knows how to start a revolution. It's funny how history repeats itself. LOL.

It's time for us all to rise up, join the revolution, put an end to this revenge plot and bring all NFL games back across the Atlantic. Great Britain was punished more than enough when we won the war and they have more than made up for that whole overtaxing thing (No taxation without representation!). The Brits have given us the Spice Girls, Love Actually, Harry Potter and fish & chips. They are now our allies and we must protect them, like Roger Goodell protects his scheduled morning poop block from 9:30am-9:45am.

P.S. I'm sick of having to start watching football at 10am on Sunday's. If I wanted to do that, I'd move to California.

P.P.S. The Eagles haven't had to play a London game yet. I know the Freemasons all have a soft spot for the city of Philadelphia, but let's even the NFC East schedule out and stop sending the Giants over there. You can plot global takeovers, but don't be overly biased towards a team that's never even won a Super Bo..., I mean American Professional Football Championship (don't want a lawsuit).